My post on reddit r/chempros :
Hi. I would have gone into the field of chemistry if it didn’t require so much memorization. I’m more comfortable in a world where structure and organization is paramount, even when disorder is present. Like a ship on the high seas, so are standard matter particles. I’ve been trying to get through to physicists for a few years, but they are guarded by bullying brutes. Recently my thought experiments have reached the point where I think I can make the first periodic table of the standard model. Am I imagining things or did physicists entirely fubar their priors and hold up the rest of science for a century?
J Mark Morris : Boston : Massachusetts
p.s., hilarious comments ensued.
Commenter 1 : We need physics to make sure a big fucking rock hits the earth every few million years.
Me : I can’t stop laughing. Oh my. Perhaps we could assign that function to the school of natural sciences.
Commenter 2 : You say a lot while saying nothing at all
Me : A picture is worth a word salad.
p.p.s. Within 10 hours, the moderators of r/chempros removed my post for some unknown reason. The moderators did not respond to my query as to why this post was censored.